Events That Don’t Suck

Vermont As Fuck is your ultimate guide to things to do across the Green Mountain State. We cover the events that matter, the hidden gems, and the experiences you won’t find on generic tourism sites. Our weekly newsletter and online guide help locals and visitors alike discover the best Vermont has to offer—whether it’s a bustling festival, a quiet farm dinner, or an outdoor adventure.

Types of Events We Cover

🎶 Music & Live Shows

From indie concerts and jazz nights to local folk festivals, we highlight performances that make Vermont’s music scene unforgettable. Whether it’s a small-town bar gig or a headline festival, we’ll make sure you know where to be.

🍴 Food & Drink Experiences

Vermont is full of culinary surprises. Farm-to-table dinners, brewery launches, pop-ups, tasting events, and maple syrup festivals—we cover it all. Your taste buds won’t want to miss out.

🎨 Arts & Culture

Gallery openings, theater performances, craft fairs, and museum exhibitions—we showcase the creative side of Vermont. Discover the makers, the artists, and the experiences that give the state its unique cultural pulse.

🌲 Outdoor & Adventure

Hikes, trail runs, ski events, paddling meetups, and seasonal outdoor gatherings—Vermont is made for adventure. We bring you events that get you outside, no matter the season.

🏘️ Community & Local Life

Town fairs, farmers markets, civic events, workshops, and neighborhood gatherings—these are the events that make Vermont feel like home. Stay connected with the people and places that define your community.

🥳 Seasonal & Special Events

Mud season parties, harvest festivals, holiday celebrations, and quirky local traditions—we cover the events that make Vermont… Vermont. Expect the unexpected.

Why Follow Vermont As Fuck Events

  • Curated weekly listings of Vermont events that actually matter
  • Insider access to small-town festivals, pop-ups, and hidden gems
  • A mix of fun, culture, food, and outdoor life
  • No fluff, no tourism-board hype—just real Vermont

Stay up to date and never miss out on what’s happening in Vermont. From Burlington to Brattleboro, from hidden barns to mountainside meetups, Vermont As Fuck is your go-to guide for things to do.